Derp.

welcome to my blog

  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

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emaciatinq:

boys who moan during sex make it 500% better

😏

Posted 1 week ago With 50,513 notes

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

Posted 2 weeks ago With 151,395 notes

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

Posted 2 weeks ago With 345,747 notes

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